Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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