I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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