There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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