i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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