I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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