i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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