i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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