yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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