yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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