I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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