My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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