The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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