I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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