Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
