apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
