Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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