problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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