is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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