like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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