D3 body, D1 cock
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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