That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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