I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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