I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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