More tranny stories later!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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