the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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