I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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