Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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