All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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