It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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