Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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