Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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