Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
