Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
