Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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