id be glad to
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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