You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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