No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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