so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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