In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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