careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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