i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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