How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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