Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
