Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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