but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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