How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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