If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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