he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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