Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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