omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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