Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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