ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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