Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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