Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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